The Things Kids Say...

Lately, Daniel at three years old has become quite chatty and outspoken.  He seriously says things that people are thinking but would never say aloud.  I love his honesty, and his humor astounds me.  In the last week, Brian and I have found ourselves literally laughing out loud over things Daniel has to say...

• Mom, it's an ant!  RIGHT THERE!  Kill it fast with your shoe. - upon discovering some unwanted intruders in the house
• screaming at the top of his lungs - I'm a quiet mouse!
• while on a walk in the neighborhood - Ugh, gross.  Who did that right there?  Why'd they do that poop on the grass?  That's not good.  That is gross.  Why'd someone do that?  I explain that a dog must have done it.  He needs to go to the potty. 
• I don't like your booty at all.  Put some pants on! - details are not needed. 
• I am the boss, Mommy.  You are not the boss.
• exclaiming to complete strangers - I have a new baby brother at my house.  His name is Elias Joseph.  He cries a lot.  He shakes a lot.  He sleeps a lot too.
• I got a great idea.  See, isn't this a great idea?! 
• I can.  I think I can. - while trying to build a fort.
• We're making too much noises.  - upon hearing Elias crying.